Jectiv’s competitors our already hard at work trying to slow us up. This time, their gambit has worked, but only because they’ve resorted to using viral pathogens, cunningly delivered via our daughter’s preschool classmates, to temporarily albeit significantly reduce our productivity (even knocked us out of the day job for a day or so). This is advanced stuff, too: genetically tailored to target us in particular. You can tell because it has swept through the entire family, one-by-one (even though our wife doesn’t technically share any genes with ourselves; well, even genetically tailored virii aren’t perfect).
No worries, we’re back up to speed. 90%, at least. And these anonymous nemisii have failed to realize the side-effect of their stratagem, and have unwittingly aided our weight loss endeavours. Try what you will, fiends, you shall not stop us.